Named after someone (we’ll name no names) confused the word rudder for udder when reading about the infamous HMS Bounty and, for a brief (unhinged) moment, assumed the ship was commandeered by cows. Okay, maybe that’s a lie but we really wanted to draw a cow. So...

Moo-tiny on the Bounty is a coconut and vanilla porter which, you’ve guessed it, tastes like everyone’s favourite tropical choccy bar. What’s their slogan again? “A Taste of Paradise”? Well, if paradise is an industrial estate in E17, we’ve absolutely nailed it.

Hops: Willamette